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27 reviews · 19 🎬 · 8 📺 · Avg 7.8/10 · Since Sep 16, 2024
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10/10 · Phil Lord, Christopher Miller · Mar 29, 2026
I was going to be so picky about giving out 10 ratings on here but this movie genuinely deserved it. idk what the fuck happened to me in that theater but ive never felt that sucked into a movie. also feel like i say this about every movie, but THIS movie is absolutely one that should be seen in theaters. incredible visuals and score. left that theater speechless. holy shit what a good fucking movie.
6.8/10 · Darren Aronofsky · Mar 18, 2026 Netflix
bad writing imo but still a fun actiony watch
7.6/10 · Yorgos Lanthimos · Feb 08, 2026
8.0/10 · Josh Safdie · Jan 09, 2026 NCG Cinemas
8.0/10 · Jon M. Chu · Nov 27, 2025 AMC Theatres
6.8/10 · Jon M. Chu · Nov 27, 2025 AMC Theatres
8.5/10 · Ryan Coogler · Nov 03, 2025 HBO Max
7.5/10 · Zach Cregger · Oct 27, 2025 HBO Max
8.0/10 · Fede Álvarez · Oct 09, 2025 Hulu
This is very biased bc i just love all things related to the original Evil Dead franchise. not trying to spoil anything, but, coolest death scene of any horror movie at the end of this one
7.0/10 · Robert Eggers · Oct 07, 2025 Hulu
Feel like i enjoyed this a lot more the first time around. idk. still good.
7.5/10 · Michael Philippou, Danny Philippou · Oct 06, 2025 HBO Max
I always enjoy some wild gore and it never really bothers me, but just like Talk To Me (2022), some scenes in this definitely made me squirm
8.0/10 · David Cronenberg · Oct 06, 2025 Hulu
Peak Practical Effects. awesome stuff. Jeff Goldblum rocks
7.5/10 · Andrew Davis · Aug 22, 2025 Pluto
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8.0/10 · Nina K. Noble, David Simon · Aug 05, 2025 Max
8.0/10 · Derek Cianfrance · Jun 30, 2025
8.0/10 · Bong Joon Ho · Mar 10, 2025
Went in with very high expectations for Bong Joon-ho's first movie since parasite, but that doesnt mean i left disappointed, just shouldnt have gone in expecting an absolute masterpiece. Robert pattinson's insane voice choice was hilarious for a while but grew on me and was over shadowed by a great storyline and great acting. Toni Collette was fantastic in this as she is in all of her roles. Mark Ruffalo studied trump carefully for his role and its obvious. made the scenes with him very funny and also very scary. Overall, fun movie watch
8.0/10 · Drew Hancock · Feb 07, 2025
genuinely only rating so high bc i love a “good for her” movie. girl just killing dudes. jennifer’s body type movie. if you haven’t seen the trailer or anything else about this, don’t. just go in blind. girl kills boyfriend. there’s your plot
7.0/10 · F. W. Murnau · Oct 11, 2024
Vampires need be near the earth they were buried in to gain power so there's a scene where count orlak is just running around a new town with a coffin full of dirt. just a little running around town montage while holding an uncomfortably large box of dirt. so funny. so good
6.0/10 · Greg Marcks · Oct 11, 2024
This isnt even a halloween or horror movie at all (thriller/comedy) but im adding it any way bc it used to come on vh1 during october and id watch it every year. This is very much just a nostalgia watch but the cast for this low budget dumb movie is actually pretty good.
6.0/10 · Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr. · Oct 11, 2024
The Thing(1982) 9/10- I dont care how good cgi gets, i will always enjoy some "cheap" practical effects no matter how cheesy and fake they might look. puts a smile on my face every time. Also just a great written movie.
5.5/10 · Katie Robbins, Ravi Nandan · Sep 17, 2024
intriguing beginning but badly executed as the season went on
9.0/10 · Liza Katzer, Jamie Lee · Sep 16, 2024
Barbecue Sauce.
9.0/10 · Liza Katzer, Jamie Lee · Sep 16, 2024
Barbecue Sauce.
9.0/10 · Liza Katzer, Jamie Lee · Sep 16, 2024
Barbecue Sauce.
10/10 · Patricia Arquette, Adam Scott · Sep 16, 2024
Possibly one of the strongest 1st seasons I've ever seen a show have.
7.0/10 · Tom Nash, Idris Elba · Sep 16, 2024
High budget show with a CBS type plot. Wouldve gone down different if I was on that plane.
8.5/10 · Michael Dinner, Joanna Thapa · Sep 16, 2024
Honestly, I havent seen this show since last year and forgot a lot but i remember i really enjoyed it and I was excited for the next season.