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JAWS!!!!! It's funny that's the dude from Happy Gilmore. Still not the biggest Roger Moore fan as Bond. The "Bond Girl" should have killed him!!
YES SAM, PLEASE COME BACK TO HORROR COMEDY! Knew I was going to love it. Rachel McAdams fucking kills it.
I'm not sure if I like Roger Moore as James Bond yet. Though I love me some Christopher Lee. Was stoked to see him as the villain!! Love the gun too haha.
A Blaxsploitation James Bond film? OH YEAH, I'm here for it!! I had no idea Jane Seymour was in it too and MY GOODNESS😍 . The soundtrack hits hard!
The nostalgia is strong with this one. The little dolls will always creep me out.
Damn do I miss Lazenby. Glad this is the last one of Sean Connery....... Had to double check now and realize he's in one more in the 80's what the hell?! Whatever. Liked the Bond girl, Tiffany in this one. She was funny. Wasn't my favorite version of Blofeld. Intro was dope though.
This shit would have hit in the early 2000's, but there are too many movies out there like this already and they do it much better!
So this is definitely my favorite one so far out of the 6 I've seen. That's the kinda James Bond I be liking. The Bond girl (Tracy) didn't take any shit. Villain was good. The action scenes were fun. Love the setting in Swiss Alps with all the snow. That ending though!!! I was like how are they going to do this?!?! AND THEN BAM 😭
Saw this when it first came out and enjoyed it. Still enjoyable. I just like how the killer looks and the story is focus around baseball. Some of the deaths are pretty nice too.
It's also called The Good Boy, but glad they switched it at the last minute since there's already like 3 movies that came out with that name recently. I already knew I was going to enjoy it simply cause of Stephen Graham. I love that dude. Went in blind and thought it was going to be horror, but nahhh. More of a drama/thriller. The ending hits pretty good. Recommend.
They finally released this film. Didn't think they were ever going to do it. But they probably shouldn't have. It was nice to see some of the OG's in it, but every body else was meh. The little gore that it had was decent, but definitely needed more with this kind of movie. Kind of sad that this was Sid Haigs' last film before he passed.
I was not expecting him to do Yellow face. I mean I guess they could get away with it at the time. Definitely liked the Japanese vibe and location. Also totally forgot Donald Pleasence is a Villain in one of these movies. Huge plus.
Love this series and even though this one is pretty corny at times I still enjoyed it.
The Gore was pretty nice for being so low budget, but everything else was meh.
Saw that ending coming from a mile away, but it was still pretty decent.
Would have liked it more if the giant dumb dude got more screen time.
PLEASE as if a cop would be scared of facing punishment for shooting an innocent person. They would have been better off not showing the demon cause what a goofy ass demon.
I have to say, the last 25 minutes or so saved this movie for me. The whole underwater fight scene 🧑🍳 💋 🤌 .
I 've known about this one for a while. Heard the gore/kills were nice and they weren't wrong. Everything else though, meh.
So far this is my favorite one. Now we are getting into the Bond that I was expecting. The Villain in this one makes me laugh. Was not expecting to see that dead girl all painted in gold haha.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! BOO THIS FUCKING MOVIE, BOOOOOOO! I mean yes, I liked it a TINY bit more than the last 2, but that's not saying much. Fuck this whole deepfake AI subplot line shit. I ain't trying to see that. The whole killer reveal is dumb as fuck too. At least there are some decent kills, but that doesn't make up for it. Also, I fucking hate her daughter too.
A tiny bit better than the 1st. Liked the villains a little more. Now he's getting some gadgets too.
I 've barely seen any of the James Bond movies so I'm going to change that. Going to watch all 25 or so of them. This wasn't exactly what I was expecting haha. Bond be kind of a creep haha.
Enjoyed this one more than the 1st, though I should probably rewatch that one again. This one has Stifler (Seann William Scott) as a Proud Boy type dude. And I'm always down to see them get fucked up.
Fucking love this dumb movie. Always quote it. "You're a bitch and you're going to die of diabetes!"
He was killing Nazi's in the 1st and now he's killing Russian's in the 2nd. Dude is pretty much just like John Wick. But even some of the stuff he does is bat shit crazy.
If they keep making these horror versions of these children tales, then I'm gonna keep watching. This one actually wasn't that bad. Some nice kills.
Always loved this one. Some great SFX near the ending.
Just wanted to watch it cause of Jackie Earle Haley. All the other characters were pretty shitty people that you just don't care about and hope they get what's coming to them!
That dude sucked at that game. He ain't no gamer.
Wanted to check it out cause of Dafne Keen. Thought she did pretty well. Not the most original idea, but don't mind. Kills were nice though.
Main dude was annoying as FUCK. The wrong Ben Lyk's were killed.
Maaaan, I'm not 100% sure on this. I will have to watch this one again sometime. I know like everybody loves it and it's shot very well and acted great, but it also just doesn't really hook me in. BUT Paul Dano, you're great. Don't listen to QT!
The cutest little ass creature I've seen!
Should have just stuck with the comedy route instead of the heavy drama parts.
Damn, every better than the last watch. Fucking love this movie.
Was on a Swedish kick so had to watch this one since it's been on my watchlist for a long time. The hype was real for this one! Highly recommend if you don't mind subtitles. Always love when bullies get what's coming to them!
Swedens first slasher and now I can see why they don't tackle that sub genre that much. For a movie called The Bleeder there was very little blood🤔
Loved this movie when it came out, but couldn't watch it since Anton Yelchins' Death (was a big fan of his). The ending hits even harder now.
The main girl was sooooo fucking selfish haha. Couldn't even hook her friends up with something??? Pffft.
Man I loved this movie when I was a kid and probably haven't seen it since then. Still holds up!
Well wasn't expecting to see muppets fuck, but I did.
Looked Great, but definitely enjoy the 2nd half more.
Watched for Catherine O'Hara RIP.
Not exactly what I was expecting. I couldn't help but laugh seeing Ryan Bader as Mark Coleman. Are you kidding me? Also can't believe this was getting an Oscar push, ain't no way.
Then it went back to bullshit!
This was SLIGHTLY better than the few I've watched lately.
Yup still on my Amityville bullshit. After watching these I feel like I could make a movie and it couldn't be any worse than these.
Just had to watch it again even though I saw it not too long ago. Hits me in the feels every time!
I realized its from the same Director of the Backrooms movie and now I want to fight this fucker!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?!?! This shit just pisses me off. I HATE IT!
A very goofy version of the OG. Heard it was bad so never got around to watching it, but it's no where near as terrible as people say. Some funny gore though. Plus it's Dario.
I 'm surprised I don't like these more. But I will say I enjoyed this one the most or at least as much as the 2nd one. Doesn't hurt to have Megan Fox in it too😏
Just some good 'ole SOV trash. At least it was better than the 1st.
I need MORE raunchy comedies, esp staring all women. This was way better than what I was expecting. Probably I didn't realize how dirty it was going to be.
I think I expected a little too much since this is from one of my favorites (Lam Nai-Choi). No where near as good as some of his others, but still entertaining. Last 25 minutes is all action packed.
Now this is how these stupid ass sequels should handle these. Finally one that knows it's bad and just plays along with it.
Just some Netflix slop. It just made me want to watch The Town & The Departed instead.
Even for Troma this is a wild fucking movie. Though I could have done with less puke.
Not the worst one, I'll give it that.
Just makes me want to watch the OG :(.
Ummm yeah. Definitely not the worst Amityville movie. I'll still to the other killing Turkey movie.
Enjoyed the 1st two stories. But why did the 1st one end so quickly?!?! That was the best one!!
I 'm back on my Amityville bullshit.. And WTF was this?! Nothing happened until like the last 20 seconds. It was just all talking. Ain't that some shit!
Love me some Rachel Sennott!!
Just some SOV Trash. But not that good kind. Though one of the main girls remains me why I don't drink anymore or hang out with anybody that drinks a lot. GOD DAMN SHE HAD TO GO!
Had no idea another one came out already. No where near as good as the 1st or 2nd, but it's at least better than the 3rd. I'm sure the 5th one will be out by the time I'm done writing this as this dude is just making them outta no where.
I mean this movie wasn't going to get a fair rating. This shit was my JAM when I was a kid.
Always dig the story behind it, but man the characters piss me off sometimes.
Movie must have been wild when it came out with a baby killing going on in this. Can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but the child actor was actually pretty good.
FUCKING LIAR! There was no orgy!!!
Michael Shannon playing a hitman, yes please.
I 'll never get enough of Paul Naschy.
I just can't handle bad CGI blood.
Loved that ending.
Has one of the most horniest 12 y/o's I've seen. But he's rocking a bitching mullet. Just some SOV trash.
This movie hits me every time.
R.I.P. Rob Reiner :'(.
I 'm gonna have to watch this again. That lead dude was kind of bugging me.
They wasted no time lol. THEY SAID HE WAS A 9 TIME MVP IN THE LEAGUE AS A TIGHT END???? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
"I'd rather be a pig than a fascist"
Would have rated it higher if the main dude wasn't so fucking stupid.
YOU ALREADY KNOW!
It was fucking late and I was super high from the edible so I have no fucking idea what this movie was about. Like NO fucking idea... But at least it looked some what nice and the soundtrack was good.
Love how this dudes pet monkey is killed, so his buddy makes it up to him by being his pet monkey now.
(these are now a guilty pleasure)
I want to know why this 18 year old is wearing kid dino PJ's!?!
Everybody in this movie is fucking stupid. FUCKING STUPID! I'm glad that shit happened to them. FUCK THEM!
Would have given this a higher rating if it wasn't for one scene that was soooo fucking stupid haha.
Christopher McDonald (Shooter in Happy Gilmore) in a horror movie? Sign me up.
Maaaan what a disappointment. Been meaning to check it out for years. Figured I would like it cause of Troma, but nope!
Fuck this show!! If I ever find the writers, they're catching an ass whooping.
A South Korean remake of Tucker & Dale Vs Evil... So of course I enjoyed it!
This was pretty much a slasher that's an ad for computers and coca cola.
I can't believe they cancelled the show and left on a cliffhanger like that hahaha. That's brutal.
Pure 80's cheese. Love it!
Are you kidding me with this shit??? I've seen the same movie like 4 times already with in the last 2 years and they all do it better smh.
LOL This was not what I was expecting AT ALL. The trailer made it seem something completely different.
A gang of women going around killing abusive men and cutting of their dicks... My favorite kind of sub-genre!!
Just bat shit crazy ass movie.
The ending is so fucking ridiculous.
I kinda remember this being raunchier?? Even with the new dirty cut, it wasn't as dirty as I wanted it!! Still funny though. Norm is the man.
Slept on this movie for WAYYYYY too long.
Well it wasn't the worst one in the series at least.
Surprised I haven't seen this one before. I like that Matthew Lillard's character is pretty much like Stu from Scream. How many twist can one movie have?
I like goofy movies, but this was too goofy.
I 'd also recommend this one too Ryan even though it's not 90's. But it's still a really good thriller. That ending gets me every time.
Had to rewatch it, still holds up!
MM (1999)
Loved this one when I was younger and it still holds up today. Though I forgot about the ending, that was kind of a downer.
Never played the game, but heard its completely different from it. This was no where near as bad as people made it out to be. Had some gnarly kills which was a surprise. Though once again, it gets a little predictable.
Not terrible, but definitely enjoy the other 3 more. Some decent kills, but the ending was kind of predictable though.
HIGHLY recommend this show. It's only got one season and 5 episodes so it'll go very quick. HOOKS you right from the beginning.
Well shit, I was not expecting this. For some reason I thought this was a PG or PG-13 movie, but NOPE. Better than what I was expecting.
Jesus who needs enemies when you got friends like these?! Half of this shit didn't make any sense.
Now this is the early 90's cheese that I like!!
I just wanted to watch it cause of Antonia Thomas. Been a while since I've seen her in anything... But of course I knew this was gonna be baaaad and I was right.
DAMN for a troma movie this was kinda boring. Didn't help the plot WAS A FUCKING MESS. Don't even know what was going on half the time... Though that could have been cause of the edibles I ate.
I 'll never get tired of Giallos or Lamberto Bava.
PG-13 horror rarely ever does it for me and this was the case with this one. Plus the teenager daughter reminds me why I NEVER want kids.
Why does Netflix always cancel shows that people actually like, wtf?!?! If you like anything that tackles Witches, then you'll probably like this one. Only one season though.
This movie is in the middle for me. Has some pretty awesome/neat kills which is what I'm looking for in these movies, BUT my lord are the characters stupid or annoying to the point you just want them to die NOW! RIP TONY TODD!
Actually liked this one more on the 1st watch. It's still pretty good, but the effects at the end were meh. Plus I ain't gonna lie, it has Milana Vayntrub in it. The girl that did those AT&T commercials.
A Nordic version of Cinderella that's a mixture of body horror. Way better than what I was expecting. And about time we see more dicks!! Though I could have gone without seeing that guy blow his load.
If you're thinking about watching it... I should warn you it's a tough watch.
GURL, just don't login into Facebook. Simple.
If I see Nazis/racists get their ass whooped, then there's a VERY good chance I'm going to like it.
If you enjoy Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal then you'll like this.
Soft spot for this one since it was filmed around me. Recognize a lot of the places in the film.
Paramount +
via - A big fuck you to John Landis of course. But everything else is dope.
Love the Woman beats the shit out of the shitty man genre. I'm with you <@499194533763088399> !!
I really disliked this movie when it first came out, but on this re-watch it just kinda clicked for me.
(know the director so rating a little higher haha)
I 'm pretty sure this one melted my brain.
Kind of a NOES rip off instead of freddy you have a burnt up dirtbike racer instead.
A batshit crazy SOV. Love when you find a hidden gem.
Really enjoyed the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon sex scene they had. Movie is an absolute trip.
Watched the Theatrical version. I prefer the other version. Just going through the Alien movies so I can watch the new one.
via. Finally fucking done with this series!!
Pretty lacking on the High 5 department.
I fucked up and watched this one out of order. Supposed to watch this one after the 3rd one. Would explain some things in the 4th one lol.
This is pretty much like if Freddy Krueger was really into Opera.
A Blair Witch Project rip off and a terrible one at that.
Better than what I was expecting. But I think that's cause of John Cena, he kills this role.
Yikes I really should have listened to the reviews (never will though). This could have been so much better. Some of the most annoying characters too.
Was in the mood for a found footage movie and it's been a long time since I've seen this one. Always found the whole Dyatlov Pass incident interesting, but the ending in this is terrible!! Also, that one main character was annoying as hell.
Had to rewatch this since I couldn't remember a damn thing about it. The sequels just aren't very good. Only really good thing is Lin Shaye (she carries the movie) and the Demon (though you don't get to know anything about it).
An Enforcer for the mob returns after 10 years to get revenge on the mob for their betrayal. I love me some mob/crime movies and now if you mix in a little horror, you got me (though the horror is very little. More of a crime/thriller). It also has some pretty brutal violence.
Movie has been on my watchlist for years, so I figured it was time to get to it and I'm glad I did. I'm always down for any Gate Way to Hell movies. A nice little slow burn where it all pays off at the end. Also had a lot of well known people in it which I didn't realize.
Well, I picked this up cause I thought it was SOV, but nope. Shot on 16mm then transferred to video. Though it still had that grimy feel to it. Love the mid to late 80's LA skidrow feel to it. Though this movie should have just been called Video Murder, since there was like one fucking murder. Though I do give it props for the very bleak ending. Wasn't exactly what I was expecting, but wasn't completely terrible.
Living With Chucky (2022) - N/A via Blu-Ray
Sweet Redneck Memories (2023) - N/A via Blu-ray
One of the most offensive movies I've seen in a while. So of course I liked it a little.
Personally much better than the first.
This is purely nostalgia.
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Figured I'd watch this one again even though I've already logged it. Nostalgia is too strong with this one. Still love the ending.
Now this is Cinema!
Well this one was a let down. Felt like something I would enjoy, but I was wrong. Main problem is, it's just boring and nothing really happens. Also, it looked like shit.
My favorite one out of the Night of the Living Dead series. A Classic. Also has one of my favorite Villains.
Said it was horror, but definitely not imo. Yes, there is a mad doctor kidnapping models and injecting them with tumors, but that takes second seat to the whole stolen art plot. At least the wrestling was entertaining though. Some goofy shit.
Just another dude with mommy issues that is social awkward around women. Once his mother dies, he begins to lose his mind and turns one of his rooms into a furnace so he can kidnap women to burn them alive with his flamethrower. I can see why it ended up on the Video Nasties in the 80's with it being a mean spirited. Love the ending though.
A black comedy telling of his life from the beginning 'til the end of his crimes. Probably shouldn't have been as funny as it was, but that should be expected with the Director being Matthew Bright who also made "Freeway 1 & 2". Also the guy that played Ted Bundy was pretty good at being a fucking creep.
ed Prime. I'd probably rate it higher on the next watch now that I know what to expect. I'm glad it ended that way or else I would have rated it lower.
Nostalgia is strong with this one.
This movie is a fucking trip.
Everytime I rewatch this I like it less and less. These late 90's slashers all feel the same and not in a good way.
One of the very few that love this movie.
Damn I really wanted to like this as I liked the Directors other movies, but this just wasn't for me. Though I do appreciate how dark and bleak it is. Nobody is safe.
A gory Supernatural / Slasher / Zombie Mexican film that doesn't get enough attention. Perfect for the Halloween season.
Can 't believe a 14 year old girl made this and it's better than half of the low budget bullshit I watch.
Always gotta watch this one on my b-day. An underrated 80's slasher with a fun twist.
This movie is terrible in every way, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't entertaining though.
Hong Kong in the 80's were making some wild ass horror movies.
Almost like a British Horror-Comedy version of Clue.
Absolutely no massacre happened in this, but it was still entertaining.
Gotta watch some football movies this week to get ready!
Love how they just rip off Terminator. They definitely weren't even trying to hide it. Just a regular goofy SOV film. Best part was the Terminator guy trying to play basketball.
Cheesy early 90's SOV action/comedy. You can tell the Director (who is also the star of the film) is a fan of Chuck Norris. Everything is over the top, the dialogue is terrible, the acting is laughable... But for some reason is all works.
I was not expecting a futuristic incest love drama from that title. Sleazy as fuck.
Can 't believe they made a school shooter comedy 3 months after Columbine shooting. And can't believe it's actually not terrible.
It It's TCM day so of course I had to watch it today.
About to go through these again since the new one comes out next month.
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Jesus these are more like horror slash pornos. Really appreciated the real close up of the buttholes.
This is pretty much John Wick if he was a serial killer.
Cinemax. Figured since there's Aliens now, I should give this a watch.
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This is it right here. The worst movie you could ever watch.
This is also known as Amityville: The Final Chapter.
Of course we had to go to space!
Was not expecting to see Jennifer Lawrence completely naked on a beach beating the shit out of 3 people.
Why didn't anybody tell me Abraham Lincoln was killed by a vampire? They didn't teach me that in school!!
This just might be the worst movie I've ever seen and that's saying something.
This movie is also called Amityville Prison so I had to watch it.
This movie is fucking ridiculous. Just some sleazy Mexican exploitation trash & I kinda liked it! Dude gets executed by electric chair only to be brought back by some sexy devil so he can do drugs and rape anybody he can get his hands on.
I'll watch anything with Cynthia Rothrock. This one was goofy as hell. I'm pretty sure I could have taken all the bad guys in this film. Well maybe not the villain. I ain't fucking with no dude name Stingray.
It's got angels, demons, vampires, lots of blood & gore, nudity, good soundtrack and it's got a scene where a woman chews off another woman's labia so there's that. Just the kinda SOV trash I like.
What a let down. Just not enough dead Nazis.
What a goofy ass movie.
Would have loved to seen the un-cut version.
An Mexican western/horror movie that took way too long to get into the horror part.
The Chinese version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but no where near as good or entertaining as it should have been.
Man anything with Anthony Wong, you know you're going to get something fucking out there. Shit was like a skin-a-max movie with a little horror thrown in there. Last 30 minutes kinda dragged though.
What a wild movie. The 1st 35-40 minutes might be a little slow for some people, but I still enjoyed it with the goofy characters and acting. But that last 40 minutes is nutty with lots of stomach bursting with fetuses chewing off people's faces.
This is pretty much a troma version of Evil dead.
Really it's Puppet Master 13, but it's a spin off on one of the puppets.
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||The only good thing about this was the last 10 minutes when all the kids got brutally murdered||
This probably would be rated higher if I didn't fucking hate the ending.
I'm a sucker for this series.
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I had to watch one of my favorites after watch that shitty ass CotC movie.
Welp now we're getting into the shitty ones. It's going to be a chore to get through the rest of them, I already know.
This movie was something else! Wasn't quite what I was expecting. Yeah I expected the b/f & g/f to be assholes while on poppers. But I wasn't expecting a shitty asshole demon plot & peoples faces turning into Assholes. Also they have an asshole fetish so there's a lot of ass eating. Oh and there's some nasty STD's. So if you get grossed out easily, this isn't the movie for you.
The perfect family friendly Thanksgiving film
